Home
2007 Articles Index

America Can Be Better

The Underground Grammarian
The UG figures prominently at ACBB right now because I placed a link (straight to it, not via this home page) in response to Dick Cavett's blog entry (It's Only Language).  I wanted anyone who came here manually to see the reference immediately.  UG will always hold a prominent place in my own scheme of things and, hence, at this site.  After all, no progress can be made on any topic if language is not adequate to the discussion or, worse, is actually used to sabotage the discussion.  I know of no better preparation than liberal doses of UG.
In Volume 1, Number 1, Richard Mitchell put offenders on notice with this:  "Warning!  Rape of the mother tongue shall be punished."  And no one punished offenders better than Richard Mitchell.
From Volume 1, Number 1, January 1977: The Underground Grammarian does not advocate violence; it advocates ridicule. Abusers of English are often pompous, and ridicule hurts them more than violence. In every edition we will bring you practical advice for ridiculing abusers of English.

From Volume 1, Number 2, February 1977: When we say our thoughts clearly, we often see that they are stupid. Sometimes we see that they are also self-serving.

From Volume 1, Number 5, May 1977: Where profit is the end of enterprise ambition may be virtue, but in a professor it is corruption and an insult to his calling. It is an irony of the academic world, therefore, that those most eager to wield power are least likely to give good service. Thus it is that presidents and vice-presidents and deans, and even chairmen and faculty senators, are usually the wrong people, thirsty more for office than obligation. (RW: Apparently political office is a lot like academic office.)
America Can Be Better gratefully flies the American flag

America Can Be Better